Dear World, Can I Have My Vague Scientist Original Back Please
Just a little appeal for whoever currently has my Vague Scientist original painting. Can I have it back please, as it is not legally yours.
I left it with the exhibitor for ages cos I moved out of London, and never got round to going and picking it up. But I always assumed it would still be with the exhibitor as they are very careful with left works. However when I went back on Saturday to finally pick it up, it wasn't there.
It's true that I left it with the exhibitor for far too long. But that doesn't mean it is no longer wanted, or no longer mine. You may have picked it up by accident, fair enough. Either way bring it back please, it is one of my babies and I miss it.
If you have it, and a conscience, you can take it to the place where you accidentally took it from and just hand it over/put it back in the bag, or feel free to email me through this blog and I'll give you my address to post it.
I have a lot of faith in people, and I doubt it was taken in bad spirit. I imagine whoever has it genuinely thought it wasn't wanted, and they liked it, which is great, in a way.
But the thing is, it is wanted, by me. It took me hours to write, and absolutely ages to paint. And it is not yours. Please give it back.
And, here's a bonus - you'd avoid going to Hell!